| Table of Contents |
| 1 | The Writing on the Wall |
In which I discover my shortcomings |
| 2 | Plan B - I join the RAF |
In which I discover my talents |
| 3 | Flying Training |
During which I meet my future wife |
| 4 | Jet Propelled |
In which I discover which leg to kick |
| 5 | Bassingbourn - First Time Round |
Where I learn to drop bombs |
| 6 | There's Always Bloody Something |
In which I scare Londoners |
| 7 | If You Want to Learn - Teach |
In which I walk away from a crash |
| 8 | Met Reconnaissance |
Where I nearly have another crash |
| 9 | Bassingbourn - Again |
In which I almost hit a camel |
| 10 | Elmgate |
In which I learn what 'pot' looks like |
| 11 | Commercial Flying |
In which I go back to the bottom of the ladder |
| 12 | More Adventures |
In which I have a close encounter with a camel spider |
| 13 | Positioning |
Where I learn what airline names really mean |
| 14 | Jet Propelled - Again |
Where I learn about 4/50 air conditioning |
| 15 | We Buy a Mansion |
Where I 'fix' the electrics |
| 16 | Inter Primos Chauffeur Service |
In which I get to drive Royalty |
| 17 | I Become a Rotarian |
And learn something about Atlee and Churchill |
| 18 | Retirement |
In which I make a sink garden |
| 19 | The Forsyth Saga |
In which I have heart attack No. 2 |
| 20 | Highlights |
In which The Cheetah' appears |
